If....

If you have your deodorant, face lotion and toothpaste placed in your drawer in the bathroom in a specific order so that you don't have to look, but just reach in to use them by rote and someone messes with that order when they are snitching a Q-tip.... and if the bottles are all the same size and the face lotion and tooth paste have the same kinda lid....and the toothpaste is the liquidy kind...and if you are really sleepy in the mornings because your body is adjusting to a new schedule....and if after your shower you reach into the drawer, and squirt white stuff on your hand and then pat it all over your face.

Well.

You might possibly wonder why the white stuff is so pasty and why you are now enveloped in the scent of peppermint.

At that point you might open your eyes and look at your face in the mirror and confirm, that yes, you did indeed just rub toothpaste all over your face.

And then you might start giggling and noticing that mint toothpaste makes a very refreshing wake-me-up face wash and that your face is all cool and tingly now.


Oy.

;)

...S~