Saturday, January 21, 2006

It would so easy to seduce me at the moment...

I just got the monthly reminder from my online calendar about certain household chores that need to be done now.

Some woman are seduced by candy, flowers, back rubs, jewelry, eating out or other similar luxuries. As I sat there reading the dreaded list of chores awaiting me, a different kind of very tantalizing seduction came to my mind.

A perceptive man would understand that I would make him his most favorite dessert in the whole entire world if he would add the Rid-X to the septic system for me. [Without being told.] I always feel so icky after touching the box and pouring the stuff in, even when I wear gloves and hold my breath. I hate doing this chore!

A wise man would check the air purifier filters around the house and then justifiably expect a full body rub for being so caring and attentive to the health of his family. [Without being told and without making a huge stinkin' deal about needing directions.] It's not rocket science.

A discerning man would climb down into the crawl space each month to check and/or exchange the air handler filter on the furnace and also check/replace the other filter in the garage. [Without being told and without asking where the extra filters are kept. And most especially without kneeling on the a/c drain pipe and cracking it so I never ask him to do it again.]

I think this last one is what would be the most seductive to me. I would be happy to climb into bed and lick a discerning man from head to toe if he were to do such a thang for me.



...S~

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