Some woman are seduced by candy, flowers, back rubs, jewelry, eating out or other similar luxuries. As I sat there reading the dreaded list of chores awaiting me, a different kind of very tantalizing seduction came to my mind.
A perceptive man would understand that I would make him his most favorite dessert in the whole entire world if he would add the Rid-X to the septic system for me. [Without being told.] I always feel so icky after touching the box and pouring the stuff in, even when I wear gloves and hold my breath. I hate doing this chore!
A wise man would check the air purifier filters around the house and then justifiably expect a full body rub for being so caring and attentive to the health of his family. [Without being told and without making a huge stinkin' deal about needing directions.] It's not rocket science.
A discerning man would climb down into the crawl space each month to check and/or exchange the air handler filter on the furnace and also check/replace the other filter in the garage. [Without being told and without asking where the extra filters are kept. And most especially without kneeling on the a/c drain pipe and cracking it so I never ask him to do it again.]
I think this last one is what would be the most seductive to me. I would be happy to climb into bed and lick a discerning man from head to toe if he were to do such a thang for me.
...S~
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